Cocktail Mysteries

Bar Etiquette For Dummies

Her: "My friend got me a drink but I don't know what it was. I think it had captain and coke. Do you know what that is?"
Bartender: "Yes, a captain and coke."
Her: "Okay! Can I have one of those?"


Five minutes later....


Her: "I can't taste any alcohol in here."
Bartender: "It's probably because you don't know what's in it."

SOPA!

 

Insane

 

At least you know how terrible you are.

Clarification

 

I wasn't sure what $7.49 + 0.00 equalled before you clarified.

Thanks, Donald! 

Who's the lesbo?

 Alcohol makes someone curious!

HA

Beers are really expensive here, riiiiiiiiiiight?!!?

There's a first for everything

Who's paying who here? I'm confused.

Amy Winehouse

 

Too soon?

Paul Mitchell

 

Mayor of the Blonde Fox

Thanks to somebody we know, a stripper now holds the title.