Breasts

Is that all you're thanking me for?

Par sheet

Well rum. Check. 

Crown. Check. 

Bicardi. Check. 

Patron. Check.

Bus of rich slutty virgins? Check!

Oh!

So, what you're really trying to say is?

 

4 Milllllion Dollars

You may need this! 

Coopers

  Do you like them more when written in cursive or in print?

Love in the club

I <3 you more. 

Noooo. I <3 YOU more! 

Rick the Ruler

Slick Rick frequents our local dive bars? La di da di. We do like to party. 

Quoting the darkside (episode 1)

No matter how hot you think you might be, you're still single, aren't you?

Dick face

Hey dick face, you have some stubble.

Would you rather...

Babies. They're fresher. 

Yes or no?

Can we hold hands on the playground?

Love your tits?

This is a fantastic compliment. Really. It's one of the best... unless it says "Love your lits." 

I have no idea what THAT means. 

You were great... at the beginning

Clarification:

ig-no-rance (noun):

the state or fact of being ignorant; lack of knowledge, learning, information, etc.

bitch (noun):

a malicious, unpleasant, selfish person, esp. a woman

I think he may have been confused.