Cocktails from the Darkside

Cocktail Mysteries

noreply@blogger.com (Cocktails from the Darkside) — Wed, 01 Feb 2012 20:37:00 +0000

Bar ~~Etiquette For~~ Dummies

Her: "My friend got me a drink but I don't know what it was. I think it had captain and coke. Do you know what that is?"
Bartender: "Yes, a captain and coke."
Her: "Okay! Can I have one of those?"

Five minutes later....

Her: "I can't taste any alcohol in here."
Bartender: "It's probably because you don't know what's in it."

SOPA!

noreply@blogger.com (Cocktails from the Darkside) — Thu, 19 Jan 2012 18:59:00 +0000

Insane

noreply@blogger.com (Cocktails from the Darkside) — Thu, 29 Dec 2011 19:22:00 +0000

At least you know how terrible you are.

Clarification

noreply@blogger.com (Cocktails from the Darkside) — Wed, 28 Dec 2011 18:16:00 +0000

I wasn't sure what $7.49 + 0.00 equalled before you clarified.

Thanks, Donald!

Who's the lesbo?

noreply@blogger.com (Cocktails from the Darkside) — Tue, 27 Dec 2011 16:12:00 +0000

Alcohol makes someone curious!

HA

noreply@blogger.com (Cocktails from the Darkside) — Thu, 15 Dec 2011 19:27:00 +0000

Beers are really expensive here, riiiiiiiiiiight?!!?

There's a first for everything

noreply@blogger.com (Cocktails from the Darkside) — Thu, 15 Dec 2011 19:16:00 +0000

Who's paying who here? I'm confused.

Amy Winehouse

noreply@blogger.com (Cocktails from the Darkside) — Thu, 06 Oct 2011 22:53:00 +0000

Too soon?

Paul Mitchell

noreply@blogger.com (Cocktails from the Darkside) — Thu, 06 Oct 2011 22:49:00 +0000

Mayor of the Blonde Fox

noreply@blogger.com (Cocktails from the Darkside) — Mon, 15 Aug 2011 13:15:00 +0000

Thanks to somebody we know, a stripper now holds the title.

Toes

noreply@blogger.com (Cocktails from the Darkside) — Fri, 12 Aug 2011 15:04:00 +0000

What's the deal with feet?

1 Million

noreply@blogger.com (Cocktails from the Darkside) — Thu, 11 Aug 2011 19:56:00 +0000

I'm rich bitch!

Guest Submission: Canada

noreply@blogger.com (Cocktails from the Darkside) — Wed, 10 Aug 2011 18:52:00 +0000

That's just mean...

Herpe Alert

noreply@blogger.com (Cocktails from the Darkside) — Wed, 13 Jul 2011 15:32:00 +0000

Keep those pants on tight ladies and gents! I hear there's sluts on the loose.

I'm a slut

noreply@blogger.com (Cocktails from the Darkside) — Tue, 12 Jul 2011 16:11:00 +0000

Say it loud. Say it proud.

Fate calls

noreply@blogger.com (Cocktails from the Darkside) — Tue, 12 Jul 2011 15:05:00 +0000

This seems like a good idea.

Russell Shelton

noreply@blogger.com (Cocktails from the Darkside) — Fri, 01 Jul 2011 19:59:00 +0000

Bill Clinton

Dong Shalonga

Pussy Face

Your signatures were almost as classy as your attitude.

Jason

noreply@blogger.com (Cocktails from the Darkside) — Tue, 28 Jun 2011 14:13:00 +0000

Jason who?

Shakes

noreply@blogger.com (Cocktails from the Darkside) — Tue, 21 Jun 2011 01:49:00 +0000

I think it's just the liquor.

Life sucks

noreply@blogger.com (Cocktails from the Darkside) — Wed, 15 Jun 2011 19:45:00 +0000

Sounds like somebody has a case of the Mondays.

Guest submission: all the way from Seattle

noreply@blogger.com (Cocktails from the Darkside) — Fri, 10 Jun 2011 00:52:00 +0000

What were her parents thinking?!

I want to believe they did this. You can think what you want.

(submitted from the Ballroom in Seattle)

Guest Submission: Pussy

noreply@blogger.com (Cocktails from the Darkside) — Tue, 07 Jun 2011 11:30:00 +0000

Pick-up artist style... I like it.

Quoting the Darkside (Episode 3)

noreply@blogger.com (Cocktails from the Darkside) — Tue, 07 Jun 2011 11:27:00 +0000

"Do you ever get older?!"

I sure hope not!

Long fingers

noreply@blogger.com (Cocktails from the Darkside) — Wed, 01 Jun 2011 02:05:00 +0000

A special lil message... from one blonde girl to another.

Biggest fish

noreply@blogger.com (Cocktails from the Darkside) — Wed, 01 Jun 2011 01:45:00 +0000

It's a sea of drunk guppies out there.